Do You Really Need this Quinoa?
I came across this rap spoof while researching quinoa. I have never been to Whole Foods but would if there was one near me. We are gluten free, soy free, dairy free, and more and could relate to his experience paying,, 6 items for $80!
“Written and performed by 37-year-old David Wittman with the help of L.A. and S.F.-based creative collective Fog and Smog, is a delightfully sharp send-up of the Whole Foods experience. ”
Here are some of the lyrics…
“Now I’m on the inside looking at my list:
- Organic chicken
- Kale salad
- Lemon Twist
- Pinot Noir
- Humboldt Fog Cheese
Some girl in yoga pants is looking at me funny,
I’m just trying to find a pinot noir under $20…
I’m going to check out,
Pay my $80 bucks for six things and get out.”
Has this been your experience at Whole Foods?